Dead Rising 2 ?

Hey, Internet Critic here, taking you off-topic every step of the way. Yes, it seems like trailers are the big ticket this month and last, with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Year One, and now Dead Rising 2 this month. Watching this trailer for the first time on Youtube, only to find that it was probably one of those fake movie maker videos, but then watching it I had an epiphany, and it was actually the real video. That's right, after a couple of major websites documenting it, and saying it's real, it definitely has to be real. Watch for yourself and tell me if you think it's real or not.

Dead Rising 2?


After a more in-depth look at it, and after viewing every video game review by a 12 year old, it looks like they recorded this trailer off of a television with a shitty camera. That may be the capture style the developers were looking for, but I don't know I didn't make it. I would have to totally disagree that this is Dead Rising 2's trailer, I believe it's just Dead Rising: Chop 'Till You Drop scenes glued together with some crappy effects.

Well, this has been the Internet Critic, bringing you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. What do you think? Is this the real trailer? Is this just a gimmick? Do you think that Capcom shouldn't even make a sequel to an already magnificent game? E-mail or comment responses are all read. Also, be sure to follow me on Twitter, and Facebook at the links below. Thanks for reading.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Trailer

Hey, Internet Critic here, taking you off topic, every step of the way. Now, before I get started I want to point out a very noticeable flaw in the title. Whenever you read "Revenge", in the title of anything, you already know that it's a sequel, and then you throw "Fallen" in there somewhere, then you know your into some trouble. Nobody saw the real trailer for this movie until the Super Bowl, and it was probably the biggest highlight moment next to the Cash4Gold commercial, but it was still a bitch to find on Youtube. Allow me to explain.

When a movie that sold Billy-oh at the box office, gets a sequel announced, it's obviously going to be hyped over. This is when everyone on Youtube clamors for their version of Windows Movie Maker, gets some really action-packed film clips, and mold them together to make the greatest fan-made video in existence. This has been happening since the existence of parody, look at NigaHiga, they've done it a couple of times already with Twilight and other movies, those Asian bastards. So if someone famous does it as a joke, the "underdogs" of Youtube come out and make their own "Official Spider-Man 4 Trailer", with some clips that just happen to have the same actor in it.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl Advertisement

Anyways, it's time to put the Transformers keyboard overlay for a couple of seconds.... OMG THAT IS AMAZING, LOOK AT SAM, LOOK AT THE ENEMIES, OMG!!!!!.... and we're back. It does look really exciting and makes you wonder what's really going to happen to the protagonists of every ones favourite robotic Shaquille O'Neil wanna-be's. If anyone can answer this for me please do, I'd really like to know. Who in the living hell is the robot with the big wheel where his cock should be, I've never seen him before, and he is ginormous as a mother-fucker!!!

One big giveaway this movie throws out there, which also contrasts with my whole "Revenge" and "Fallen" theories, is that if you pause at about 17 or 18 seconds, you see a small glimpse of who might be Megatron. If I may put my overlay back on... ahem.... If the all-spark is too much power to comprehend for one robot, then why there is no way that Megatron could possibly come back, also, being submerged in water for that much time, would of fried his circuits if there were any left. Thus proving the fact that there is no Megatron, merely his evil twin brother Nortagem of Nortrebyc.

Well this has been Internet Critic, bringing you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. I hope you enjoyed this post it was very difficult to find the original video for you guys, but I'll leave you this really funny gag video I found on Youtube while on my hunt for the All-Spark... I mean Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer. Remember to e-mail me, and ask me some question, cause that inbox is just filled with crap right now.

"Official" Transformers 2 Trailer


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Ask Me Some Questions

Hey, Internet Critic here to bring you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. Have you guys ever wanted to know something personal about me? Have you ever wondered why I've never shown my voice on the Internet? Or maybe why you've never seen my face? Well now's your chance to ask me some questions. They can be about almost anything, except when I'm making another post. The answer to that is I just do them when something interesting pops into my mind.

Why am I doing this? Well there are a couple of reasons. I spent 5 minutes of my life making an e-mail account, and all I get in it are all of these Twitter adds and other crap for websites I've signed up for to review for you ungrateful bastards. Getting feedback is one of the greatest things on the Internet, it lets you know what people think about you, and that people actually even care about the crap you release every day or 2.

Youtube is a big representer of the whole feedback thing. The comments and video responses are one of their longest time spent things, regardless of what they think they should be doing. They always have something new to add to the commentary updates, video reviews are now more noticeable on videos, and comments can be deleted by the person who wrote them.

I think I'm going to try to shut up, because this is just a short post that I felt like throwing out there for you guys to read, and so I could get some more fucking e-mails. I mean seriously, I post my e-mail, my IM, my AIM, my Gamertag, my Twitter account (which is the only thing that seems to do anything), and my Facebook page, and almost nothing happens on them. Do you have any idea how much time and effort I have to put into making those pages for you guys to read about? ALOT!!!!!!1!111!!!!!1!!!!!!!shfit+one!! (I apoligize, I've just always loved that).

Anyways, this has been Internet Critic, and remember, baby's aren't always the only cutest thing on earth, sometimes old people can be cute too.... sometimes. I hope you enjoyed that little post, and I hope to get some commentary from my readers. I accept any and all comment and e-mail responses, and most of the time I respond to them as well. E-mail me below, IM me, AIM me, Direct Message me on Twitter, whatever just please do something with my inboxes, they're running dry on porn website sign-ups.

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Xbox Live Community

Hey, Internet Critic here to bring you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. So I have a question for you gamers out there. When you buy an Xbox 360, it comes with a headset right? Okay, so why don't any of you use the damn thing!!! I'm playing a quick game of Left 4 Dead online, expecting to get a fun little conversation that I get to have between 2 or 3 new people I've never met, but no, you all neglect that fun little white and gray headset on your end-table you never use. I'm just saying, if your going to pay for a system that comes with online specific hardware, and your just not going to use, why not just buy a $10 microphone head-set combo, and a $5 Ethernet cable, then you don't have to spend that extra $50 dollars for just a memory set.

The online community on Xbox Live is anything but kind. I do enjoy getting the ability to talk to people online, but when I finally do, it's not a lively conversation, it ends up being a really shitty argument we're having over who's the better Halo 3 player, where as I don't even play the game. This ends up being one of the main reasons gamers aren't respected as much as readers. When we meet new people, we tend to try to act bigger than each other, and don't share the same game play styles, just hacking or actually playing the game.

I don't myself try to announce online that I have a heavy amount of achievements or I have all the games, or I beat the ever so infamous Soulja Boy at Halo 3, because I have enough respect to consider the fact that "Hey, they might not give 2 shits." One my favourite things though, is the young children who play, but swear so incredulously much that some of the teenagers tell them to shut the hell up. Also this leads into a totally different post for a totally different day, but are parents still seriously letting their children play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, even though at one point in the story mode you get to snap a dog's neck?

On Live you have a couple of choices of how you talk to your friends online, in the game, or in a party. In the game, if your trying to have a private conversation, then it's not exactly private now is it. On the other end in Party mode, you can play and talk to your friends in private, but if you try to insult someone in private, that's a pretty pussy move. The hate that happens on Xbox Live can get pretty sad from

 time to time, but we all have to deal with that crap once in a while. You get private messages of people calling you a fag, a gay asshole, a total nub, or something else extremely untrue and profound, just because you may have gotten a higher score then them doing something they consider unfair.

One of the big community events that Microsoft pulls off for us ungrateful bastards, is the Game with Fame event each month, where you play with uber famous stars such as Rihanna, Soulja Boy, and so many more well-known to infamous actors to the human world. This may be really cool, but Microsoft is the Donald Trump of the computer world, they could afford Jesus Christ to play Uno online if they wanted to, but they don't, they get game specific celebrities instead of somewhat famous celebrities to match the game. All I'm waiting for is them to get the Angry Video Game Nerd to play a couple of matches of Left 4 Dead or something so I can see how good he really is, or even better, Jack Black for Guitar Hero: World Tour... That.... Would... Be.... Awesome.

Well, that was interesting now wasn't it. Anyways, this has been Internet Critic, and remember, I don't just write words, I write numbers and punctuation sometimes too. Do you enjoy Xbox Live? Do you hate those cocky players online? Are you one of them once and a while? Be sure to E-mail me answers to these and many other questions at the e-mail below. Also, follow me on Twitter and find me on Facebook at the links below. Now I also have a new addition to the information sharing for this blog, and that's my Xbox Live Gamertag, which is shown below. Thank you for reading, and you be good little gamers now.... and chainsaw bayonet some faces off for me, kay' doll face ;).

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IC's Youtube Pick of The Week: StormDainProductions

Hey, Internet Critic here to bring you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. This is probably my first on-time Youtube Pick of the Week, most of them I end up doing the next week. There are 2 reasons for that, I'm lazy, and I really don't think it's a necessary weekly occurrence. Anyways, the last one I did was a month ago, so it's time to bring it back up, considering Muffins isn't exactly what I would like that last post to be about.

You guys probably like video games, so you probably read and watch video game reviews, and when it comes down to the ladder of the 2, StormDainProductions, he's got it pretty down-pact. He uses a mild form of humour mixed together with an even lighter form of controlled attention span. Storm can get off topic from time to time, but he always tends to pull it off, much better than some people *cough* WIIVIEWER *cough*. Anyways this of his newest video which is sure to be the Prince of the Reviews.

StormDainProductions - Storm's Adventure with Prince of Persia

Storm states on his page, " My adventures are only called adventures because everybody does reviews, and I've always tried to be different." Now outside of reviewing games he works as a programmer and a Gambling Company as a mechanic. Not an illustrious job, but it gives him the money to keep on doing these reviews. Before I end off this post with my usual sign-off, I want to say one thing. In one of his previous reviews, Storm stated he was late on reviews because someone he loved was almost killed in an accident. After hearing this, my first thought was to check out his comments page to see if he had any updates about his friend, and I see this.

"Hey Storm, i know how you've had a lot of crap in your life recently, but things could be a lot worse. Your friend could of died in that accident, your entire apartment building could of flooded etc. So come on, you've still got two arms, two legs, and a good head on your shoulders. Eagerly awaiting your next review." And then has the audacity to apologize about it, and say that it was some kind of "pep talk", MOTUG252, you sir are now on my hit-list, so be sure to see your name being disgraced on here multiple times.

Well, was that enjoyable, probably. Anyways, this has been Internet Critic, and remember, I don't just write text, I also write numbers and punctuation from time to time. Do you like StormDainProductions? Do you have any Youtube accounts that you would like me to showcase on here? E-mail those answers and much, much more, to the e-mail below. Follow me on Twitter, or maybe follow me on Facebook if your 17 and actually use Facebook. Also, if your wondering, his name is actually Storm Dain... I know it's weird.

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Internet Critic Reviews: ThatGuyWithTheGlasses

Hey, Internet Critic here to bring you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. It looks like I'm pulling out all of the old crap I haven't done in a while, eh. This is the second website review in a row now, and I hope to continue to do them, but I've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. Anyways, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses is the hot topic for this post. He started on Youtube as the Nostalgic Critic under this account name: NostalgiaAVGNfan, which in my opinion isn't exactly an account name that famous people become of, usually that is the kind of name they post uncopy-righted videos, but no, he has some really funny and original content on there, and now he's becoming growingly more and more famous.

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com started in June 2008, around the same time as the Youtube channel, where his first performance was given (not on that channel though mind you), and now he truly is very famous. There's one problem with the end of that sentence, if he's so famous, how come I've never heard of his glasses wearing ass. I just recently found out about him, while performing a search on some AVGN videos, and then he popped-up out of nowhere. After watching his truly comical video series known as the Nostaligic Critic, I thought I'd checked one video I hadn't seen yet... and this video changed my entire perception towards both this critic, and AVGN.

The video that I found randomly on NostalgiaAVGNfan's account... was.... NOSTALGIA CRITIC vs. THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD!!!????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!?!?? It's like, what the fuck, look at Nostalgia Critic's Youtube account name, it distinctly says AVGNfan right in the damn thing, so why are they fighting. So after completion of watching the group of the videos, I noticed it was just a joke, and a good one at that, it was a clever way to get AVGN's fans to check out Nostalgia Critic, and it finally answers the ultimate question of all time, which is harder to review, movies or video games?

Well Mr. Nostalgia Critic... IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME! I have a damn well useful bag of bones to pick with you. What the fucking hell man, I already had dibs on the whole critic thing, also, I thought we already talked about this, over excessive swearing doesn't get you anywhere on the Internet, without also being funny while doing it, you have the first part down. While I wait for the large group of black people in the background to stop going "OH!!!!", how about I do a little something I don't usually do, I challenge you, Mr. Nostalgia Critic, to the ultimate battle.. I battle you to go one entire video without swearing once, if you accept my challenge and complete it, then you shall give me one challenge, anything you wish. If you cannot complete this task, you are striped of your Critic label, as was I, and you may choose my consequence.

Anyways, this has been the Internet Critic bringing you some quality information, so you don't have to. I really hope he reads this, and accepts it, because I don't believe this prick-head can go a whole video without swearing at least once. Do you have any comment to make towards this? Do you think I'm copying Nostalgia Critic by making him do a challenge of my choice? Am I being a total prick by asking these kind of questions at the end of each post? Be sure to answer those question, and give me some of your own ideas, then e-mail me or comment below. Be sure to follow me on Twitter and find me on Facebook at the links below. Thanks for reading.

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Internet Critic Reviews: iRazoo

Hey, Internet Critic here to bring you some quality information, for absolutely no pay whatsoever. I haven't done one of these in the longest time, a review of a website. Now now, some of you know what this website is, and your first accusation is probably "Oh, he's only doing this because he knows people will sign-up under him, then he gets points." Although that is a very true fact, I'm not going to do that for two reasons. 1. If I did do that, then I would be neglecting people who look for quality information... for absolutely no pay whatsoever, and 2. It's only 50 points I get extra, when I need 4500 just to get the first possible prize, so it's pointless.

Searching on the web has always been limited to simple websites such as Google, Yahoo! (I don't see why the exclamation mark is necessary.), and Live Search. Now with the algorithm Google and Yahoo! use found, and I still don't know how this happened, but whatever, some basic coders have made their own search engines to profit off of. A couple of those that I am aware of at the moment are: Winzy, SwagBucks, and the very obvious iRazoo. I don't see why people would want to make a search engine other than to profit, in fact, I believe that is the whole reason as to why the Internet was invented; it's just another medium in order to make money.

Here's the basic concept of iRazoo. You sign up and search a couple of times a day, you might randomly be rewarded with an Amazon Gift Certificate, usually 5 dollars, and after you search, you go to your site, and rate it a yes or no and your are given some points which you also gain from doing searches, and eventually down the road you refer people and they sign-up giving you and them an additional 50 points. Your limited to only earning 100 points, but the amount of points you earn from referrals is unlimited, and they heavily stress this advertising it almost everywhere that it seems fit. And that's essentially it, except for the way to receive money from signing up to sites that cost you money, so you gain some points.

Now your probably wondering what these prizes are? Well they're definitely not as illustrious as the prizes on SwagBucks, but they're still prized. They range from iPods, Gift Cards, Digital Cameras, and Video Game Console, but no actual video games. The amount of points you have to rack up is ridiculous, all of the video game consoles are 100000 points, which is outrageous, but understandable considering you automatically earn 100 points a day, but it also means you could have to do that for 1000 days to earn all of the points necessary. I've figured out a little cheat which I will show below.

73000 points = iPod Video referral = 50 points 73000/50 = 1460

Now what does this mean? Well you can make new e-mail accounts, and e-mail your referral link to them, and then get 50 points without having to get a friend to sign-up under you. So the algorithm above means that if you make 1460 accounts, then you will be able to buy an iPod Video. It takes me about 3 minutes to make a Gmail account, so the rest of the algorithm would read:

1460 * 3 minutes = 4380 minutes 4380 minutes = 73 hours

So if you have 73 hours to waste throughout a couple of weeks by separating it, you could get an iPod Video in almost no time... Yeah I know I'm probably one of the biggest math nerds for doing that. Anyways, what's my final verdict on iRazoo, it's a reliable website for people who have enough patience to do this for that long without self-referring. I would really love to say this website gives what it promises, but I haven't received anything from them yet, but the day that I do I will announce it on here, and if I don't, then I'm going to have to neglect them for quite some time, and maybe even complain. Shhh on the last part, I want to keep that one a secret.

Anyways, this has been Internet Critic, thank you for reading and be sure to comment and e-mail me with your own opinion, or maybe even drop me an idea you'd like to see me talk about on here. Do you have any other websites that I should review? Is the world falling into a kind of place where we just copy others and profit off of it? What else do you think towards this post, because I'm to tired to think right now? Be sure to follow me on Twitter and find me on Facebook as well, thanks for reading.

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